Time and time again, we have gone all out, trying every new sex toy that hits the market in the name of helping R29 readers find sexual pleasure — from trendy suction vibrators to classic clitoral stimulators to outlandishly crazy Love Hammas — there’s nothing we won’t try at least once. So when we learned about sexual wellness brand Hot Octopuss, we said: Bring on the octopi! Unlike its namesake, Hot Octopuss’s vibes are completely tentacle-free (so, sorry if that’s what you’re looking for!), but they impressed us thoroughly with their intense, earth-quaking orgasmic capabilities via ultra-customizable dual motors. That’s why we’re thrilled to announce that in honor of National Orgasm Day, Hot Octopuss is discounting its best-selling G-spot vibrator, Kurve, for the sake of your pleasure. From now through August 14, exclusive code ORG4SM40 will take a whopping 40% off to help you make the most of the climactic holiday.
If that hefty discount isn’t enough to fully convince you to add this sex toy to your cart, how about some firsthand orgasmic details? That’s right, keep reading to get an extremely in-depth review of my time with Kurve to see if this orgasmic deal is right for you — we have a tingling feeling it is.
DashDividers_1_500x100Hot Octopuss Kurve, $99.95 $59.97
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Admittedly, I’ve been on a clitoral-sucking vibrator bender for the last few weeks, so I was nervous to try out a vibrator made to explore inside my vagina. But, never one to shy away from a challenge, I got to work and tried to turn on the Kurve to get to work. Keyword being tried. Honestly, trying to turn on this toy made me feel like a bit of an idiot. It was harder than I anticipated. I pressed what looked like the “on” button for a few seconds, and nothing happened. I tried again. Nothing. I flipped through the instruction manual, hoping for enlightenment, but the diagrams were impossible to decipher (seriously, is it so hard to add text to a manual?). After about five desperate minutes, I pulled up the Hot Octopuss website where the toy’s page explained in plain text how to get those motors running. As instructed, I held both plus buttons for two seconds, and finally, the dual motors whirred to life (please, learn from me!).
The Kurve’s claim to fame is its patented Treble and Bass dual motors, which together have five patterns and 25!!! speed modes, work in tandem to create an infinite amount of stimulation combinations for completely customizable pleasure that’s perfect for you. As I started playing around with the settings, all I felt was…a LOT. As the name suggests, the bass motor’s vibrations were deep and internal while the Treble motor felt more surface level. Combined, though, it was a unique sensation that felt much stronger than anything I was used to.
The effect on my arousal was immediate. And though I’d anticipated needing lube (like I said, it had been a while since I used an internal vibrator!), my vag had no problem accommodating the vibrator’s wide but soft, pliable head. The only issue: As I maneuvered the Kurve between my legs, my clit screamed out for stimulation. Don’t get me wrong, the combination of vibrations felt amazing. I could have probably settled in for a marathon session, just me and this toy for well over an hour, but (like most people), I didn’t have all day. And like most vagina-havers, I cannot orgasm without clitoral stimulation, and in my excitement to use a G-spot vibrator, I kind of forgot that. Luckily for me, I had a bullet charged and waiting for me. So, I just added it to the mix.
Hot Octopuss Amo, $49.95 $39.96
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The Amo is a perfect bullet. I don’t say this lightly. When combined with the Kurve, I felt like I ascended to another plane. I’m usually nervous to use bullets because my clit can also be easily overstimulated from direct contact (she’s sensitive, okay?) but still needs attention to get to the finish line. However, Amo’s strategically shaped curves nestled right where they were supposed to without being too much too soon. That said, the motor is shockingly powerful for such a small thing. I turned the setting up a notch, only to turn it right back down because, honestly, I didn’t need it. The lowest vibration took my pleasure over the top, while I continued to use the Kurve internally, leading me to a heart-pounding, full-body orgasm. Talk about dual pleasure! The only downside was that my double-fisting of vibes required so much coordination it actually left me out of breath. But honestly, it was worth it. It just means I can count it as my cardio for the day, right?
Though Amo is not included in the brand’s National Orgasm Day discount, the code EVERYBODY20 will knock the price down 20%, if purchased alone.
All in all, these vibrators were a win, and together, they created a perfect vibrator that got my octopuss thoroughly hot (I’m sorry, I had to say it once!). Get yours while these incredible deals last!
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